He's back again with terrible terrible advice. When you don't know what to do with your life, unlife, pets, friends, or enemies there is only one amoral vampire to ask: Asmodeus! Remember you can ask him questions of your very own via twitter @Friendotfamily!
Just please don't follow his advice.
Read by Asmodeus, an actual vampire we've 'hired' to answer your questions
Music by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com Jazz Brunch