As always we remind you that he is a vampire that is incapable of giving real advice. He's a monster. He eats people. Please, do not take him seriously.
Tonight in the Dark Files we consider what it means to be positive in light of the fact that all of our lives exist in a swirling mass of uncertainty. Instead perhaps we should just listen to the night two young people found something horrible in a hole in the wall.
In tonight's episode of Friend of the Family the vampire Asmodeus is in a lot of pain! Alice the hunter gets the drop on a monster! And no one can be trusted! No one!
